Today with have a special guest post from one of our GMs. Today is a good day.
What does it take to win a fantasy hockey league?
It takes time, dedication, and a willingness to commit yourself to everything hockey. You need to read a blog or two weekly so that you can keep track of who is hot, cold, and injured. You need the rest of the people in your league to know substantially less than yourself to make a trade go through and if it does go through in our league you may want to ask yourself, am I smarter than the other person? Or did I just get screwed? If you want to know what kind of dedication is required to win ask Montreal Wanderers GM Court Watson; He is your 2005, 2006, and 2007 champion and your 2008 runner-up. Court Watson may be dead last in the standings after six weeks but don’t count him out as he works harder than anyone at this and here is proof.
Where were you November 6th, 2009 at 4:12am? L
Keep up the good work Court and I am looking forward to your inevitable rise to the top!
Ninja (Turd Ferguson GM Scott Freeland)
Roster Updates
Marian Hossa is returning shortly, and will be on a line with Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews (forever referred to as the the TKHo line). Alexander Ovechkin is back, and looks like he hasn't missed a beat, same with Evgeni Malkin and Sheldon Souray. David Krejci is back from the flu, and Boston still sucks. Alexander Semin went on IR like a ninja from too much furious masturbation a sore wrist. Rumors are Chicago's contracts with the big three (Kane, Toews and Duncan Keith) are all but finalized, with salary points still in negotiations with Kane. At the root of a heated discussion; Chicago offered Kane $4,999,999.80 and Kane wanted $5M...apparently he wasn't laughing.
Well put Ninja. Court is a huge loser and a true faceless geek (much like his good friend Jonah).
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