A Message from Our Champion

Another season is in the books.  Thanks to all of you who actively participated this season.  And you too Dave. 

With that, here is a the message from our Champion, Mike Gaunt, GM of the powerhouse Kane & she was Abel.  As always, the message is only edited for spelling and grammar.  Without further adieu:

I have made America great again.

The Anze Cup returns to the land of the free and non-birthplace of Barrack Obama.

So let’s dig in here to how/why/no fuckin’ way did he just win the Anze cup. I wrote my winning post back in 2009 and still holds true to today. Some of you dipshits should read it (Bert Fong):

http://puckyourself.blogspot.com/2009/11/word-from-our-defending-champion.html 

I broke all the rules of common sense and was tabbed an idiot by Joe McGrath for not having any decent goalies. Goalie points are rigged to that it doesn't matter who plays goalie. Goalies are like running backs, dodo birds, and Dave Kitchen in this league. 16 total points each week 5 by goalies. You could play zero goalies in a week and still win 11-5. Only 8 goalies started 60 or more games this year out of 30 teams. Second stupid mistake that I do is having too many players on the same team. 3 Keepers from the Flyers, oh well.  The irony is that if you held a lineup of my players in front of me I couldn’t even pick them out. I think Jakub Voracek is the guy on the right since he is wearing a uniform.

Lastly thank you to all of you in the league. You make hockey fun for this guy and I hope to god Seattle gets a team some decade. Lastly as some of you may know, I’m a cancer survivor and unfortunately it has come back. So in mid-July when I’m done with my chemo I will drink my first beer in over 16 weeks out of the cup, I can’t FUCKING wait.

Fuck Cancer.

JM.