Hello all, I hope you have been well. Today we announce the draft order for the upcoming season, a fitting day, as this is the big day of the NHL, also known as the more boring version of fantasy hockey league.
The draft order was obtained using the probabilities as stated in the League Charter. Draft order was witnessed by two Commissioners, one Relief Commissioner and one league GM. All were very drunk at the time. Without further adieu, I present the 2012 Puck You 2012 Fantasy Hockey Draft first round draft order:
| 1 | Texans |
| 2 | Not Poodle!!! |
| 3 | Super Sperm |
| 4 | Everett Silvertips (from Crosby's Concussions) |
| 5 | Me So Vyborny |
| 6 | Captain Chinese |
| 7 | Clarence Swampton |
| 8 | Pistol's Hellcats |
| 9 | Jesse Loves Paymon |
| 10 | Anzoolander |
| 11 | Flowers In the Cage (from Kanucks) |
| 12 | Crosby's Concussions (from Bizzarohawks) |
| 13 | Flowers In The Cage |
| 14 | Everett Silvertips |
You can view final rosters and draft picks on the Trades and Transactions page, so don’t ask where you can find it 2 months from now, Schauble. All trades must go through Commissioner review. Complete draft order will be updated once fantasy hockey opens up again on Yahoo! Remember, you can keep up to 6 players and 1 additional player who qualified as a rookie in the most recent season to replace your third round pick. If you choose to keep less, you will have additional picks in the final 6 rounds of the drafts were your keeper players would have been added. Keepers are to be submitted one week prior to the fantasy hockey draft.
May your summer be full of booze, sunshine, and full frontal nudity.
JM
