Monday, April 5, 2010

And Now, A Message From Our Champion

It is a growing tradition that the champion is given this blog as a forum to talk about what it feels like to win the greatest championship in all of fantasy sports.  Below, I present the ramblings of Peter Burns.

Gentleman,

I'd like to thank you all for the congratulatory emails, texts, and phone calls on the Antler Cup victory.

Growing up as a kid in Baton Rouge, I never once dreamed that I would be on Fantasy Hockey's biggest stage, and not only win a Axis Cup championship, but kick everyone's ass.

The tale of this season reminds me a lot of the fable, “The Tortoise and the Hare”.  I don't remember why, nor the story, but anytime you can use the word fable, plus two outdated animal’s names in making a point, you have to take that opportunity.

When I started this league, I knew the goaltending would be the key. Not in the 1st week, but shortly after, Court told me how dumb everyone was, and having met Jesse before, i knew it to be true and that I could find some lemming to trade with me.

The Anus Cup is all about skill and being prepared. Hard work was rewarded.  I suggest you all work a little harder next year, not only for the Ants Cup but just life in general.

So as a proud American I end with this; Suck it maple syrup making Canuks.

Peace and Blessings.

CHAMPION PETER BURNS

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