Last one for a while as next week I head to Hawai’i for some overpriced average food and sunshine.
1. Jesse Loves Paymon (Previous: 1) – Despite a poor showing by this top ranked offense, this team still managed a win. This was most likely a result of playing one of the worst teams in the league, knowing it was going to be a cake walk and getting wasted every night of the week.
2. Captain Chinese (2) – Another strong week. The Vietnamese has this team going strong.
3. Super Sperm (3) – Keeper Phil Kessel needed everything to go right the last day of the week, and boy, did it. Super Sperm GM Ryan Schauble thinks he should have a say in trades. LOL ROFL GFY. Read the League Charter.
4. Pistol’s Hellcats (7) – Average goaltending will keep this team from getting any better and being a legitimate contender. Stevie Franchise needs to find his mojo again. If he does, well done Pistol. If he doesn’t, you suck Pistol.
5. Anzoolander (8) – Strong week offensively. GM Jesse Cook has built a pretty good team, just missing a few pieces. Will he leverage next year to get Quick and make a run at the title?
6 Malkin in the Middle (5) – Made a move to improve in goal and had worse luck than Big Ben in a Florida nightclub. Needs healthy goalies to survive the gauntlet over the next couple of weeks.
7. This Space for Rent $5 (10) – 5 seconds away from a shutout, Luongo carried the defense for this team.
8. Not Poodle!!! (6) – One Move Matt made one move this week, like clockwork, on Sunday evening.
9. Sultan HC (4) – Could have won this weak, but the Capitals got shut out, and herein lies the weakness to this team.
10. Me So Vyborny (11) – Barely beat the worst team in the league, but a win is still a win. Brodeur is back, Hossa is back soon, and Crawford will be sitting on the bench doing nothing for this team.
11. Texans (9) – Injuries continue to plague this team…y’all come back real soon to the roster, y’all hear?
12. Kanucks (12) – I am betting that when GM Dave Kitchen went to Vegas this weekend he did not place a bet in the sportsbook for this team to win the Anze Cup this year.
13. Bizzarohawks (13) – How did this team’s week go? This sums it up pretty much.
18. Everett Silvertips (17) – Clearly this team is in rebuild mode, which is sad considering the season is only 2 months in. I think the look on Rick DiPietro’s face Saturday night sums up how GM Court Watson feels.
Quote of the week come from Steve McIntyre at a two thirds Commissioner weekend:
“I felt bad for Jesse on Tuuka Rask (begin silent hysterical laugh now).”
Rejected trade of the week:
Offered:
Niclas Bergfors and a 4th round
Asking:
Corey Crawford and a 2nd round
Jesse will pay more.