A new Anze Cup Champion

First, happy Easter;

She has such a great personality

What a Cup.  It came down the last day, and as seems to be the recurring trend, the oldest goaltender in the final took a break mentally the last week and completely fucked over its team.  This year, it was Anzoolander on the losing end.  Pistol’s Hellcats, in it’s second finals in four years, took home it’s first Anze Cup and showed that this team is a continuing force to reckon with, and not one of the loser teams who have never won a cup. 

And now, a note from Pistol’s Hellcats GM Pete Shpak, on his win:

As the 2014 champion of the coveted Anze Cup, I am humbled and honored.  I would like to take this moment to thank employee #250822 for all you do to make this league what it is...I would also like to say you suck; Not only did you not make the playoffs, you went 0-3 in picking the outcome of the all mighty Hellcats. I would also like to thank my opponent for a valiant match.and for trading me the player that provided me with a shutout this final week...that must sting a little.  Miller really fucked you. 

I respect all of you greatly for the continued support of this elite league and I will treat the cup like the brother I never had over the next year. 

And I will store it on a low shelf so I can reach it easily. 

Thank you gentlemen.

Thanks all for a great season.  As a reminder, everyone can now trade to their hearts content in the offseason (pending commissioner approval, of course) and look for the draft lottery results and awards nominations coming out in the next couple of weeks.

Also, for future seasons, I strongly recommend you don’t get a crew from China to give you fantasy hockey strategy; they don’t have much hockey there and unlike intellectual property, you can’t steal the Anze Cup.  Nice Chandler Bing smile.

Until next time.

JM