Sunday, September 14, 2014

The Draft Lottery

Hello fucktards.  The draft lottery was finally completed.  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand without further adieu, here is the draft order. 

1 Kanucks
2 Milton Icehawks
3 Me So Vyborny
4 Texans
5 Ching Chong BingBongs
6 Not Poodle!!!
7 Jesse Loves Paymon
8 The Blackhawks
9 Bizzarohawks
10 Halifax Highlanders
11 Super Sperk
12 Flowers in the Cage
13 Anzoolander
14 Pistol's Hellcats

And for those of you screaming bloody murder, even though it was done the exact same way last year you just didn’t care because you were ok with your pick, which makes you a massive hypocrite, like anyone still owning an Adrian Peterson jersey, here is the video of the lottery.

The most boring 6 minutes of your life.

So, everyone knows their draft pick, trade away?  Already hearing rumblings about some moves, could be a solid offseason; though not sure why people haven’t made trades already.

If you don’t know how to look at last year’s roster by now, tough luck, since I tell people how to do it every year.  It isn’t hard, so I don’t feel all that bad if I don’t explain it again.

Commissioner meeting still hasn’t happened, but first order of business is to discuss a league fees increase.  It is coming, caveat emptor.

Game on.

JM

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