Two juggernauts enter the Anze Cup finals this week, Jesse Loves Paymon squeaking by in a closer than it looked matchup, and Pistol’s Hellcats continuing to dominate. Once again, a league virgin is in the playoffs, congratulations to GM Pete Shpak. Just like in real life, it took GM Steve McIntyre a ridiculously long time to lose his virginity; this time, it is fantasy hockey playoff virginity, as he takes his first playoff appearance ever into the finals. The Anze Cup is being cleaned as we speak so that the winner will get to notice how much better beer tastes out of the Anze Cup versus a regular glass (hint: a lot). This matchup is pretty evenly matched and will come down to one thing: Pistol’s Hellcats has 60% of their offense from two teams. If those teams go into a slump, the Anze Cup will be raised by Jesse Loves Paymon. If they go gangbusters this week, GM Pete Shpak will be holding the Anze Cup high above his head (and at our eye level). I love the final week of March. The Anze Cup will be crowned, March Madness will come to an end, the Masters is one week away, and the Bigger Dance is about to start. Prediciton: Canucks and Red Wings have a slow week, and Jesse Loves Paymon raises the Anze Cup out of Pete Shpak's reach. Best of luck, gentlemen.
For the most part, the 2011-12 draft has been figured out, and you can see it on the league transactions and trades workbook (see sidebar). Changes to draft order as a result of trades have been referenced as applicable. GMs are responsible for ensuring changes in draft order are correct.
As the year winds down, it is time to vote on a couple of awards. Lets take a look at the awards and the nominees.
Jack Adams Award
This award is given to the GM adjudged to have contributed the most to his team's success. This year we have two nominees, Anze Cup finalist Pistol Hellcat's and the playoff dark horse and semifinalist Everett Silvertips. Pete Shpak of Pistol's Hellcats deftly assembled a powerhouse through trades and waiver acquisitions. The question is, did he overpay for a championship year and sacrifice his long term future? With only two picks in the first four rounds next year, this team might be a little to reliant on too few players for years to come. Meanwhile, GM Court Watson of the Everett Silvertips made many moves that led to constant mockery and some pitiful statistics, but he stuck to his vision and ended up with a team that was top 3 in scoring in the last eight weeks of the league. Juggling of plugs in net became an issue (but, ironically, did not lead to this team's downfall), but, with Hall and Tavares and half of this team's draft picks next year in the first four rounds, has Watson put this team in position to be a long term powerhouse?
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Eugene Adams Award
This award is given to the GM who had the least to do with his team's success, or made the biggest impact in preventing them from being successful. Named after Jack's retarded step brother who couldn't say no to a cool glass of antifreeze. The first nominee, Steve McIntyre of Jesse Loves Paymon, thought his team sucked at the draft, and wanted a redo. He then made 8 moves. So he had a shitty team (so he thought) and then did nothing about it, and is in the finals. The other is Siberian Bert Fong of Captain Chinese, who sat on two overperforming goalies with decent (and by decent, I mean shitty) offense, and instead of selling high on either, did nothing and had a quick exit in the first round (Bert was last seen building a railroad in northern Canada).
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Andy Kordyban Award (a.k.a "The Duke of Fantasy Hockey trophy")
This prestigious award can be given out for several reasons, because like its namesake, this trophy covers so many areas. Should it go to Scott Freeland for incredible bad luck? Should it go to Cole Ballard for his Eeyore like mentality? Should it go to Ryan Schauble for studying the numbers like the Duke studies Hasting Park handicap and walking away still lacking any clue whatsoever? Dave Kitchen for his complete lack of comedic timing or funny bone? Or, should it go to Jesse Cook for his well timed humour at the expense of others (even though, like the Duke, we are laughing at Jesse, not with him)? Let the voice of the people be heard.
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Happy voting people.
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