Tuesday, September 23, 2014

We Are Live

Hello all!  The league is officially back.  If you didn’t get the invite email, well, it went to the email you have registered with Yahoo!  So check that email.  Idiot.

The trades and transactions and draft order have been updated here so you can see who has which picks and how trades during the year impacted draft order.  PLEASE REMEMBER IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ENSURE THE ACCURACY OF THE DRAFT ORDER AFTER ADJUSTING FOR TRADES.  IF YOU DON’T LOOK AT IT AND IT TURNS OUT WRONG BUT IS TOO LATE TO CHANGE, WELL THEN FUCK YOU.

You can see the updated draft order and trade listing here.

You will note there are now two more rounds in the draft.  As discussed, this is because two more starting Defensemen positions have been added.

Here are the five times that the draft may be scheduled (all in Pacific Standard Time). 

Friday, October 3 at 5 am

Friday, October 3 at 9 pm

Saturday, October 4 at 5 am

Saturday, October 4 at 9 pm

Sunday, October 5 at 5 am

Please email me at puckyourself at live dot com with your ranking of the times from most preferred to least preferred.   You must email by Thursday, September 25 with your list of times or you have no say.  Also, realize that no time is perfect for everyone, so I don’t care about your feedback on the times available.  At all.  Ah, compromise, like when 10 people draw a horse and it ends up looking more like a camel.  Just stop fucking complaining, poor yourself a drink, sit on your left hand to numb it, then jerk off with that hand while you draft so you get the delight of drafting your fantasy hockey team while giving yourself the ‘Stranger’.

Also, new this year is the ability to set your keepers directly in Yahoo!  The date to declare keepers will be 3 days before the date that is ultimately decided to be the draft.  I don’t really totally know how this is going to work yet, but fuck it, lets roll with it.  Once submitted I can set the final draft in the system (I hope).  Don’t get cute and try to keep more than allowed, for the love of god.

Below is what is owed for league dues this year.  This includes outstanding amounts from last year (either due to transactions, or you had a credit from winning something last year).  Payment is due by October 8, 2014.  Failure to pay means you won’t be able to adjust your roster.  Failure to pay by November 1 means your team is seized by the league and given to someone else who is on our league waiting list.   All payments should go through paypal to puckyourself at live dot com, amounts owed are in USD and payer is responsible for any transaction fees.

Anzoolander          65.09
Bizarrohawks          62.00
Captain Chinese          66.00
Dr. Hook          61.11
Everett Silvertips          72.00
Flowers In The Cage          69.50
Halifax Highlanders          60.00
Jesse loves Paymon          65.00
Kanucks          65.00
Me So Vyborny          65.50
Not Poodle!!!          62.50
Pistol's Hellcats          16.53
Super Sperm          43.77
Texans          66.00

We already have two trades approved this week, excited to see the action getting started again.

JM

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