Power Rankings: Week 18

The difference between 6th place and 11th place is seven points.  Man do I love the final few weeks and the race to make the playoffs.

1. Pistol’s Hellcats (Previous: 14) – Because it is Peter’s birthday, this is my gift to you.  The curse of first place in the power rankings.  Detroit is showing Jimmy Howard is a plug and not a keeper doing awesome with Joey Mcdonald in net.

2.  Everett Silvertips (3) – Even in bad weeks this team still gets a tie.  Unfortunately on good weeks that also happens.

3.  Kanucks (3) – Team is on fire, and trade raped the shit out of Super Sperm this week, at Super Sperm’s request.

4. Flowers in the Cage (2) – Continues to move up the standings, but sits precariously on the bubble.

5. Me So Vyborny (12) – The manager comes back from the dead, and so does the team. Though maybe it was because they played Team Awful.

6. Jesse Loves Paymon (4) – Couldn’t beat a team battling injuries, a bit of a hiccup for this team’s playoff run.

7. Clarence Swampton (5) – Continues to at least threaten, at least until this week started.

8. Not Poodle (6) – Three straight wins.  All against bad teams, but still.

9. Bizzarohawks (8) – Lost last week, but I actually like the direction of this team and see them as a spoiler.

10. Captain Chinese (9) – Who the fuck is Byron Bitz and why is he on your team?

11. Texans (11) – I can’t remember the last time I looked at this team, it just baffles me they aren’t better.

12. Anzoolander (10) – Team Awful.

13. Crosby’s Concussions (13) – Does www.kateuptondancing.com cheer up your fantasy blues?  It did for me, and I wasn’t even sad.

14. Super Sperm (7) – Two people liked his status when he said he was at Vancouver International Airport. That is because they were glad he is leaving.  Way to sell the farm for 11th and 13th roster spots (also known as 4th and 5th round picks next year).

New Rule Change – UPDATE

A revision to the new rookie rule will be that if you no longer have your fourth pick, you may elect to use any pick earlier than than the fourth round that you have still retained.  The pick used must be yours originally and cannot be a pick acquired from another team in a trade.  Make sense, well let me put it another go fuck yourself.

JM