Monday, March 29, 2010

This Sucks

Well call me Paymon and put my dick in Jesse’s mouth.  Who would think that 1) the semifinals were the four teams with the least knowledge of hockey and 2) the final is between the two teams with the least knowledge of hockey?  Not I, says I.  Let’s look at the final matchup

Coming up – a general managers meeting with proposed changes to next year’s league and the Anze Cup.

Texans vs. Amish Rake Fighters – This is it, this is the final.  Both destroyed their opponents in the semifinals.  Texans have a bit more offense, Rake Fighters have better goaltending.  This could go either way, but I have to go with Amish Rake Fighters..the George Mason of this year’s tournament but with a legitimate chance at winning.  This match will come down to one off categories (shorties, GWG, shooting %).

Prediction:  Amish Rake Fighters wins the Anze Cup, then the franchise folds due to lack of GM participation.

Changes for Next Year

At a general manager’s meeting in December, the 6 in attendance (GMs Court Watson, Steve McIntyre, Jesse Cook and three bottles of Crown) discussed the health of the league and changes that could be made to ensure the long term health of the league.  Below are some of the key changes that MAY happen in the upcoming season.  Your feedback is welcome in the comments section below.  Note that by the end of the meeting, only 3.5 original attendees did not make it through the whole meeting (R.I.P., 2.5 bottles of Crown).

1)  The league will be contracted.  Like the NHL, the league grew too fast, and some of the US markets just didn’t have demand.  Goodbye, Spokane and San Antonio.

2)  Total points will be added back in statistics.  This will work as a tiebreaker for goals and assists, and also makes it alot easier to complain about scoring more points but still losing because nobody will have to do the math.

3)  Shooting % will be replaced with Shots.  GM Steve McIntyre asked GMs Jesse and Court to look up the top ten in the league in shots versus the top ten in the league in shooting percentage.  Enough said.

4)  The league will be a keeper league.  Next year, we will start with only 2 keepers, and the draft will be random.  In subsequent years, the number of keepers will increase to 3 and then ultimately to 5.  This slow increase makes more sense because after next year, draft order will be influenced by how you finished in the league the prior year.

5)  The draft will be a live gong show.  There will be golf and gambling.  We are currently looking into several opportunities to host the draft at a conference room with internet and speakerphone so that those who cannot make the live draft can still participate online.  Those who don’t even bother to attend the draft anyway can still submit their pre-draft rankings.  It has no impact to anyone except those who want to play golf, gamble and drink.

6)  League entry fees will stay at $20/year.  However, additional fees will be implemented, as it should streamline the league, and increase payouts without placing significant burden on smaller market teams. 

a) For every transaction, there will be a cost of $0.25.  Looking at the past two years, the most active teams will owe an additional $20 a year.

b)  Team names will be locked 1 week after the draft.  Changes will be $5.  This is because team name changes are annoying.

Finally, the winner of the league will be the holder of the Anze Cup until the next year’s winner is determined.  Below is the epic Cup, though due to supply of Frosty Mugs, it has not been ordered yet.

1 comment:

  1. I am 100% in for the keeper pool if you have room. I understand if you want to contract and kick out an active, competitive GM. I also tend to make insignificant pickups that cost me fees as the year goes on.

    Thanks for running a great pool this year.

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