Sunday, March 22, 2009

Holy Crap, A Monstrous Controversial Win

The first week of the playoffs just came and went, and just like that KA-Booooom, the 6th seed, Andre Poodle Lussier has upset HANK’S AUTOSHOP to advance to the second round of the playoffs.

The match ended in a tie, but a review of the the Yahoo! Fantasy Sports playoffs tiebreaker shows that the first tiebreaker is total goals, and the second tie breaker is total assists.  Milan Michalek’s game winning goal in San Jose tonight is the most important goal of the season for APL, giving him a tie in total goals, total game winning goals, and APL advanced by having more assists.

So what does this do the playoff picture?  Instead of Reggie ‘Reg’ Dunlop playing HANK’S AUTOSHOP and Ottawa HC playing Best Goalies Ever, we may see Ottawa HC playing Andre Poodle Lussier and Reggie ‘Reg’ going against the very hot Best Goalies Ever.  That would all make logical sense, but alas, Ottawa HC will end up playing the higher seed in Best Goalies Ever.  How does that work?  I have no idea.

In other news, the consolation bracket moves to round 2 as well.  The good news is, all the losers finally got through one week with a win, since they all had byes.  Nice job.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Another GM Realizes the Pen Is Mightier Than the Sword

I am starting to like this whole GM’s submitting guest columns; it adds a new dimension.  This last submission comes from Ottawa HC GM Court Watson, and appears to be addressed to nobody in particular.

Dear Mr. Cook,

I was quiet while you posted a note in the league message boards about how bad I am at fantasy hockey.

I was quiet when you left smack messages in our first matchup and you beat me soundly.

I was quiet when you sat on my couch and laughed at my fantasy hockey management style.

Now, I am the 1 seed in the playoffs and you didn’t even make them, and I am quiet no longer.

YOU FUCKING SUCK COOK!

Regards,

Court

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Saturday, March 14, 2009

Holy Crap, This Is Exciting

No words, just the standings:

Ottawa HC 471
HANK'S AUTOSHOP 436
Reggie 'Reg' Dunlop 432
Fucking embarrasing 412
RoBERTo LuFONGo 405
Guess who's golfing? 405
Andre Poodle Lussier 404
GM Anze Backup 403
Mystery Eskimos 398
Bizzarohawks 374